Aren't you ashamed of yourself? You're jerking off, and your girlfriend is so unfucked

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

Loly Lips let me cum in her pussy, but I didn't risk it

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

No, honey, you're not going to work dressed like that — only to fuck off

Neighbor, what's all the fuss about? My pipes don't leak, check for yourself

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves